Freddy Krueger Troll Doll

Freddy Krueger Troll Doll
The Freddy Krueger Troll Doll will invade your dreams and terrorize you when you sleep. But only during the 1980 and 1990s. Cuz troll dolls. Thank God we’re safe in 2018. Trolls ain’t sh*t in this era. I’m gonna go take a nap and there isn’t caca you can do about it. What? Trolls are making a comeback? Hmmmmm. Be right back. Just ordered a case of sleeping pills.

Stop Trolling Me Bro: Troll Doll Paperweight

troll doll prisonYou remember these trolls right? These freaky looking dolls with magical rainbow afros were pretty popular in the 80s. I always thought that these little creepers should be locked up in some kind of Phantom Zone prison and jettisoned into the sun. Well, apparently Etsy seller ISpyPaperweights feels the same way. She has imprisoned some troll dolls inside of glass and turned them into paperweights.

Like a Troll Doll prison warden, you can now watch over these deadly and devious inmates, safe in the knowledge that your papers will stay put. Safe in the knowledge that at least a few of these monstrosities are off the streets.