This Beetlejuice Rotary Phone will be ringing off the hook as BJ tries to get in touch with you and make you say his name three times. I’m not falling for that again. I just refer to him as BJ these days, but it’s causing some trouble in my life.
*Looking at action figures at a flea market.* See anything you like? *Eyes the Michael Keaton figure.* Yeah, how about that BJ? *SMACK* What the deuce lady! Oh I get it. Sorry.
*Planning a romantic evening with a hot babe* Wanna watch a movie? Sure, which one? I’m thinking something in an extended directors cut. Soooo, maybe a really long BJ. That might be nice. *SLAP* Hey stop clawing my arms up and kicking me. Fine we can watch a romantic comedy! Damn.
Yeah, I really have to come up with a better name for you know who.
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Ah, the 80s. So many bad movies. So many bad things that can happen to you on the toilet. Now you can relive the fun with this Ghoulies 3D art poster. Because nothing says classy art more than a toilet creeper ready to get all up in your business when you go to take a dukey. Just $25 from Etsy seller 
Garbage Pail Kids are gross. Grosser than that fat neighbor kid I call Lindsey LoHam. Or that creepy neighbor kid who carries the scythe. What’s his name? Oh yeah. Undead Ed. Anyway, this is a pretty disturbing and awesome rare Garbage Pail kids toy. Bony Tony. Dude has the ultimate Garbage Pail power. His skin is like a hoodie. 
You remember these trolls right? These freaky looking dolls with magical rainbow afros were pretty popular in the 80s. I always thought that these little creepers should be locked up in some kind of 
Holy UHF! Somebody has a problem with song parodies! This