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The HeadBlade: A Car Head Shaver That Is Fast And Furious

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headblade shaverThe Headblade shaver is basically a razor with a little matchbox car attached. Vroom. Vroom. Ride and groom. It lets those bald tough guy types shave their heads super fast and super furious! Well, this one looks like an ATV, which I guess is fine, because it is going off road and onto bald mountain.

Maybe buy two. That way you and a buddy can get some racing action going on another friend’s head. Put some Nintendo figures on these and you can call it Super Mario Shavers. “Why does my head feel all bloody guys?” That’s not blood. It’s red mud. These tires really tear up the track. Quit your crying and keep still. I’m almost caught up to Luigi.
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Not So Hot-Wheels: Grit The Zoom Dino

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dinosaur carSweet custom ride! This Dino-car is called Grit The Zoom. Although the seller says he won’t zoom because the wheel got misshapen during cooking. Yeah, you can’t put Hot-Wheels or any other kid car in the oven. Just because they are called Hot Wheels doesn’t mean they forge these things from fire. Happens to the best of us.

Hey, if dinosaurs had evolved wheels, we would all be in fear of the highway and they would bitch about the cost of Jurassic Parking. It would be a world where dinosaurs zip up and down the road snapping at each other with long necks and jaws of steel, getting into all kinds of Tyrannosaurus wrecks. Humans would be forced to mop up the messes. As usual.