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Sumo Wrestler Notepad

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Sumo Wrestler Notepad
My wife pointed these Sumo Wrestler Notepads out to me. I quote, “If I leave a note for your lard ass on a notepad that has another lard ass on it, maybe you’ll actually notice and do your chores.”

Yeah well. You’re a lard ass!

Real original! Fatso. Remember that time you sat on your iPhone and turned it into an iPad?

Whatevs. Saw a Sci-Fi movie the other night. It starred Jane Fonda as you. Carb-arella!

F you! Rememember that time you sued Xbox 360 for guessing your weight?

They had a camera. I nearly won that case! Anyway, you’re so fat, you leave the house in high heels and come back in flip-flops.

Are you as turned on as I am right now?

I think so even though you are a disgusting blob!

Good. Get to the bedroom you fat f**k. It’s Sumo time!

100 Gallons Of Jello Wrestling Jello

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jello wrestlingThere’s always room for Jello…wrestling. For $119. you can get this package which makes 100 Gallons of Jello for Jello wrestling. C’mon ladies, lets make some money! What do you mean it’s too cold outside? I have 100 gallons of Jello just waiting. Plus, I added marshmallows. I have my red cowboy hat on and everything!

Oh well, I guess it’s going to be Jello for dessert every night for the next decade. Help me get this stuff in the fridge. No, you don’t get to take any home! Hey, stop pushing me! Ah, my plan is coming together perfectly.