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Sumo Wrestler Notepad

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Sumo Wrestler Notepad
My wife pointed these Sumo Wrestler Notepads out to me. I quote, “If I leave a note for your lard ass on a notepad that has another lard ass on it, maybe you’ll actually notice and do your chores.”

Yeah well. You’re a lard ass!

Real original! Fatso. Remember that time you sat on your iPhone and turned it into an iPad?

Whatevs. Saw a Sci-Fi movie the other night. It starred Jane Fonda as you. Carb-arella!

F you! Rememember that time you sued Xbox 360 for guessing your weight?

They had a camera. I nearly won that case! Anyway, you’re so fat, you leave the house in high heels and come back in flip-flops.

Are you as turned on as I am right now?

I think so even though you are a disgusting blob!

Good. Get to the bedroom you fat f**k. It’s Sumo time!

Fully Posable Kewpie Dolls

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Fully Posable Kewpie Dolls
These Fully Posable Kewpie Dolls turn Kewpie dolls into action heroes. Check out that crazy cherub doing a Karate Kick. Kewpies dolls are back and this time it’s personal! I mean, not that personal, like they’re going full identity theft or anything. They aren’t gonna show up at your place of business and talk your boss or anything. I mean they are all up in your face doing karate moves and kicking butt without a single piece of clothing. Kewpie dolls don’t need no stinkin’ clothes!

These guys are naked and weird vengeance unleashed and unhinged. These babies don’t go goo-gaah and drool and poopy in their diapers, because guess what? No diapers! Only wings. God help you if you encounter a small swarm.
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