This Magma Neckpiece is hot. Scorching. Women look lava-ly in magma. You make me blow my top girl! Guys, do yourself a favor and buy this for your lady. Don’t be cheap like me. *Flashes back to two years ago*
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What is my surprise?
Just keep your blindfold on. It’s almost ready.
I’m so excited. What is it?
Well, you remember how you wanted that magma neckpiece? I made you one myself. Open your eyes.
Uh…This is like a drippy plastic melted candle…
Yeah, I opened a couple of lava lamps and dumped it on a mannequin head. Then cut the head off to make the hole. You’re welcome.
It feels hot still. Why is my shirt smoking.
Why indeed? Where did it pick up that habit? From a nun? Heh. I crack myself- Ow! I’ll grab the fire extinguisher.