Wingman Shot Glass: We’ll Have A Double!
The Wingman Shot Glass let’s you and your wingman get drunk at the same time so that your wingman is as useless as you are. It’s also perfect for conjoined twins. The more you drink, the drunker you are, therefore the more you backwash. Now you can both enjoy the nasty saliva pudding at the bottom of your drink.
By 3 AM you will both be in the parking lot trying to figure out how this clear tire iron works. You were supposed to be my wingman! Now what are we gonna do? I give up. Let’s just fill it with booze again and see what happens. Stop drinking so fast, it’s all over my shirt! Stop being a wuss and hold up your end!