Wingman Shot Glass: We’ll Have A Double!

double shot glass
The Wingman Shot Glass let’s you and your wingman get drunk at the same time so that your wingman is as useless as you are. It’s also perfect for conjoined twins. The more you drink, the drunker you are, therefore the more you backwash. Now you can both enjoy the nasty saliva pudding at the bottom of your drink.

By 3 AM you will both be in the parking lot trying to figure out how this clear tire iron works. You were supposed to be my wingman! Now what are we gonna do? I give up. Let’s just fill it with booze again and see what happens. Stop drinking so fast, it’s all over my shirt! Stop being a wuss and hold up your end!

Color Me Drunk: A Drinking and Drawing Activity Book

color me drunk coloring bookSo you have mastered beer-pong, drunk dialed your ex and puked in your neighbors flower bed. What’s next? Well, you can spend the rest of your inebriation with this fun activity book. Color Me Drunk is a fun filled book with all kinds of activities. Who says you can’t drink and draw? Activities include:

– draw a Picasso-style portrait of a friend
– practice making ‘regrettable’ tattoos
– finish partially unfinished famous paintings…
– design your own beer labels
– play wino bingo
– pickup line survival guide
– draw aliens on a row of urinals

and much more more.