This Headshot Zombie Drinking Mug is the perfect addition to your kitchen or bar. Hey Zombie, you’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to point the gun and fire, not shove the whole damn gun in your head. Go home, you’re drunk… Out of… This mug is built tough as the undead with a stainless steel rim and a willingness to end it all anyway he can.
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Octopus Tentacles Drinking Glass Set
You don’t need tentacles to grab onto this Octopus Tentacles Drinking Glass Set, but it helps. Especially after you’ve knocked back a few beers and are waving your tentacles all over the place, and accidentally dripping ink from your main tentacle. Happens to the best of us.
Tell me if you’ve heard this one. An octopus walks into an octopus bar and says “bartender, pour me a drink.” What did the bartender say? He didn’t say anything, cuz it is ridiculous. How can you pour a drink underwater? It makes no damn sense. Not even sure why I brought it up.
Kraken Attacking Submarine Pint Glasses
Do you notice anything strange about this image here? I don’t know, just something out of the ordinary? Well, yes I know that these Kraken Attacking Submarine Pint Glasses look awesome cuz the Kraken is all like, “Say Uncle! Just stay down!” and is grunting and stuff, while the submarine is all like, “Stop giving me a noogie. I’m telling mom!”, but what else? Still don’t see it? Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything at all. I don’t want to be rude or anything. Psst! *Whispers* Somebody peed in that pint glass. And by the amber coloring and cloudiness, I would say they drank a full bodied ale and didn’t have any supper. Also, those kidneys are not happy. Look at all the froth!
Set Of 4 Universal Horror Monsters Glasses
Make every drink a monster drink with this Set Of 4 Universal Horror Monsters Glasses. You get Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster and the Bride of Frankenstein. Poor Frankie. He can never get a night out with just the guys. If you get this set, just put her away now and then and give him a break.
Alien Coasters Abduct Stains From Your Surfaces
The truth is out there. No, really. Everyone knows. And the truth is that your counters and surfaces are nasty. Is that a pool of bright neon glue on your table or year old Mountain Dew? Also, there appears to be a fly stuck in amber on your coffee table. That amber looks a lot like spilled-beer build-up.
Anyhow, ya gotta love that title I put on this post. Alien Coasters Abduct Stains From Your Surfaces. Do I mean furniture or the surfaces of my body, since I just spilled soda all over my shirt? I have no idea. Basically a monkey could run this blog and sometimes he does when I’m passed out in front of the TV with a mouthful of Cheetos and Netflix asking if I’m still watching. Is he any good? Depends. I mean he needs some. He’s really good at leaving s**t in my chair and drawing on my face with sharpie. But he does use a coaster.