Zombie Peeping NotebookThis Zombie Peeping Notebook is a great way to sit on a park bench and creep people out. Write your masterpiece novel or poetry inside. Or just random observations. Make sure that you pause every now and then to peep through the eye holes at passers-by. Tell them their brains look lovely today. Then start following them. Then get maced through the peep holes. Then get tazed when the cops show up, because the notebook is now stuck to your face and you are stumbling around screaming because your eyes are on fire.

Yeah. Maybe just use this notebook at home.