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Uncover the Mysteries with the Cryptids of the United States Map!

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Cryptids of the United States Map!

Cryptids of the United States Map: Unleash your inner monster hunter with this 24×36 glossy print featuring the elusive creatures that haunt America’s wilderness. This cryptozoological masterpiece isn’t just a map—it’s a field guide to the weird and wonderful world of cryptids. Check it out here.

A Legend in the Making: Complete with a handy legend, this poster ensures you’ll never mistake a Mothman for a Jersey Devil again. Perfect for aspiring cryptozoologists or anyone who thinks Bigfoot deserves a spot on the endangered species list.

Decorate Like a True Believer: Transform your living room into a Cryptid Command Center with this eye-catching wall art. It’s guaranteed to spark conversations and possibly summon a Chupacabra (results may vary).

The Perfect Gift for the Unexplained: Know someone who’s always on the lookout for the unexplained? This map is ideal for:

  • Your conspiracy theorist friend who’s “this close” to proving aliens built the pyramids
  • That cousin who swears they saw Bigfoot at their last camping trip
  • Yourself—because who doesn’t need a comprehensive guide to American monsters?

Don’t let this cryptid treasure disappear! Grab the Cryptids of the United States Map now and start planning your next monster-hunting road trip.

Add it to your cart before it vanishes like the Loch Ness Monster on picture day!

Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck

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Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck

Is it a myth or a monster? I don’t know, but whatever it is, it scares the hell out of me either way. Then again I scream when a bug gets too close. Anyway, this Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck has some amazing art and also some amazing monsters. Of course. This tarot card deck brings mythical beings from throughout history to life in oracle form. You got your vampire, zombies, bogeyman, Jackalope and many more. All looking amazing. Look at that awesome art! I’m gonna battle my Centaur against your giant! But oh no! Here comes the Bogeyman and he brought a Vampire with him. Why you son of a Jackalope! *Screams like a banshee and flips the table before running away* What do you mean we were playing it wrong? Oh. Well no wonder I lost. Let’s go again. I’ll forgive your outburst. Deal me in bro! I’m gonna go mythological on you ass.

 

If you like this Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck, and why wouldn’t you, the Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck is another sweet deck for tarot card fans. I loved these sets. I’m gonna have to add this to the collection. Its a monster of a set.

Cereal Monsters Figures

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Cereal Monsters Figures

Ohhhhh, I love these cool Cereal Monsters Figures. You have Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Boo Berry, all looking stylish with a modern look. These are gonna look good on my breakfast table while I eat the cereal. I’ll just stare at them instead of the box and imagine the awesome adventures that they’re having. I bet they’re planning a heist or assassinating some rival cereal mascot. These guys are amazing. Boo Berry is my favorite.

These Cereal Monsters Figures will look good with my Set Of General Mills Monster Cereals Mugs. I just can’t get enough of these guys. Now I’m hungry for a big bowl of Monster-Mash. That’s all of them in the same bowl.

Cryptid Field Sketchbook

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Cryptid Field Sketchbook

Ever been out in the field, when you spot the Jersey devil and you can’t even draw him cuz you left your sketchbook at home? We’ve all been there. Well, now you can get this Cryptid Field Sketchbook with drawing of cryptids already in it. I tried to draw Mothman once. The 2 wings just looked like a heart with a head attached. This cool Cryptid Field Sketchbook features creatures like the Ohio Grassman, the Flatwoods Monster, Jersey Devil, Mothman and many many more.

This is a much safer way to view cryptids. So you don’t have to worry about getting killed by an angry monster while simultaneously sketching. This sketchbook is full of awesome artwork. Just like these Cryptid Tarot Cards.

Vintage Horror Monster Cookies

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Vintage Horror Monster Cookies
You will find these Vintage Horror Monster Cookies either too awesome or too scary to eat. This Halloween sugar-cookies set features all the classic horror film characters you could want to take a bite out of. They are so detailed and real, some people just won’t have the stomach to eat them at night. Or maybe you have no stomach because the wolfman slashed you wide open.

You can put these out on Halloween or any other occasion and they will be gobbled up.