Join the Cryptid Club. Nah, it’s not a club where the cryptids are on stage stripping with their cryptid bad selves for dollar bills. But that would be cool too. Each cryptid club hard enamel pin features a different, well known cryptid and is made of hard enamel, measuring about 1″. Get Mothman, Sasquatch or Nessie. Join the club, but the first rule is that we don’t talk about Cryptid Club.
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Wear it proudly. The I’m Gay For Mothman Cryptid T-Shirt doesn’t mean that aren’t also gay for Bigfoot or the Chupacabra. It just means that Mothman really converted you. Nothing wrong with it. I know people who are secretly gay for the Loch Ness Monster, but they use Mothman as a beard. No shame in any game my peeps. I myself am Tri-Cryptid. I’ll try anything. Guys, we should all totally wear this and join each other in the I’m gay for Mothman Million Mothman March.
I love these Bigfoot Salad Tongs so much, I decided to do a little rap:
Bigfoot Salad Tongs
Writing all your salad wrongs
Croutons, dressing, I don’t give a toss!
Double ranch me son, cuz I’m eatin’ like a boss!
That’s all I got. Anyway, these cool tongs come in brown and white to represent both Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman presumably.
This Yeti Vs. Sasquatch minifigure set is… A bit… Different… This “Sensual Roleplay Set” makes me feel weird, also slightly turned on. The Yeti Vs. Sasquatch rivalry is heating up.
In a weird way. With a creepy sensual twist. One has a camera. One has a popsicle-shaped paddle.
It’s gonna be a strange showdown!
This is just one of many minifigure sets from Action Figure Therapy. All are just plain wrong in one way or another, but none are as wrong as this hairy duo.
This UFO Abduction Bigfoot T Shirt shows Bigfoot getting sucked up into a UFO. Or does it? I think they are dropping this sasquatch off. What the shizz? You UFOs just think you can dump your creatures here anytime you want? This planet isn’t some Bigfoot daycare center. You can’t just drop your hairy brats off without even parking, leave them here for like 3 weeks and then pick them up after your big party of Alpha Centauri, still half drunk and smelling like alien sex and Martian Margaritas.