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Uncover the Mysteries with the Cryptids of the United States Map!

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Cryptids of the United States Map!

Cryptids of the United States Map: Unleash your inner monster hunter with this 24×36 glossy print featuring the elusive creatures that haunt America’s wilderness. This cryptozoological masterpiece isn’t just a map—it’s a field guide to the weird and wonderful world of cryptids. Check it out here.

A Legend in the Making: Complete with a handy legend, this poster ensures you’ll never mistake a Mothman for a Jersey Devil again. Perfect for aspiring cryptozoologists or anyone who thinks Bigfoot deserves a spot on the endangered species list.

Decorate Like a True Believer: Transform your living room into a Cryptid Command Center with this eye-catching wall art. It’s guaranteed to spark conversations and possibly summon a Chupacabra (results may vary).

The Perfect Gift for the Unexplained: Know someone who’s always on the lookout for the unexplained? This map is ideal for:

  • Your conspiracy theorist friend who’s “this close” to proving aliens built the pyramids
  • That cousin who swears they saw Bigfoot at their last camping trip
  • Yourself—because who doesn’t need a comprehensive guide to American monsters?

Don’t let this cryptid treasure disappear! Grab the Cryptids of the United States Map now and start planning your next monster-hunting road trip.

Add it to your cart before it vanishes like the Loch Ness Monster on picture day!

Cryptid Field Sketchbook

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Cryptid Field Sketchbook

Ever been out in the field, when you spot the Jersey devil and you can’t even draw him cuz you left your sketchbook at home? We’ve all been there. Well, now you can get this Cryptid Field Sketchbook with drawing of cryptids already in it. I tried to draw Mothman once. The 2 wings just looked like a heart with a head attached. This cool Cryptid Field Sketchbook features creatures like the Ohio Grassman, the Flatwoods Monster, Jersey Devil, Mothman and many many more.

This is a much safer way to view cryptids. So you don’t have to worry about getting killed by an angry monster while simultaneously sketching. This sketchbook is full of awesome artwork. Just like these Cryptid Tarot Cards.

Moth Man Plant Pot

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Moth Man Plant Pot
This Moth Man Plant Pot is all kinds of awesome. F-ing awesome. Damn awesome. Even moth-some. Super duper triple nipple moth-some. (What?) Hey, welcome to my headspace. I know that some plants prefer to grow in the darkness and it doesn’t get any darker than growing out of Moth Man himself. Plus it makes this cryptid look super amazeballs with spiky hair. He’s gonna be a real hit with the ladies now. Mothman on the prowl yall. On the prowl and making ladies howl. He kinda looks like a Pokemon. And those eyes are hypnotizing me. Telling me to buy it and put a weird cactus in it so he looks extra cool and punk rock.

 

I should make my own cryptid super team to go along with this guy. Like Broth Man, who always has some tasty soup for ya. Then there’s David Lee Roth Man who is just super cool and rocking all the time. And Sloth Man who is just slow as hell and dumb too, but the other guys just put up with him. We all have that friend right? What a dumbass. Uh… It’s usually me. Oh man, I just realized that and now I’m sad.

Faux Taxidermy Bigfoot

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Faux Taxidermy Bigfoot
When you can’t catch Bigfoot yourself, you buy this Faux Taxidermy Bigfoot. No one will ever know that you didn’t hunt him down. This guy looks like some kind of elder sasquatch who was on his last leg anyway. He would have been easy to kill. “When I was a kid….” Bang! Bagged me a Bigfoot. An old nasty smelly Bigfoot that was headed for retirement anyway. Not sure if I should be sad or happy with this on my wall.

Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set

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Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set
We know it, you know it, we both know it. Let’s just say it together. Bigfoot exists! Okay, don’t quote us on that. But keep the hope alive with this Bigfoot bathroom towel set for your bathroom! They’re available in two sizes. The towels come prewashed to reduce shrinkage. You can buy a 6-piece set, which comes with 2 large bath towels, 2 hand towels, and 2 washcloths (not embroidered), or you can get the smaller, 3-piece set that comes with 1 large bath towel, 1 hand towel, and 1 washcloth (not embroidered). No matter what your friends and family say, we’re on your side! Long live Bigfoot!