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Slice of the Undead: Za-mbie Pie Slice Zombie Pizza!

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Zombie Pizza

Za-mbie Pie Slice Zombie Pizza: Get ready to feast your eyes on the most deliciously grotesque treat you’ll ever own! This isn’t just any pizza. It’s a polymer clay figure that screams “I’m here for a good time, not a long time!” Perfect for those who like their snacks with a side of horror, this Za-mbie Pie Slice Zombie Pizza is apocalypse-approved. It’s like a horror movie and your local pizzeria had a love child that just can’t stop oozing charm (and maybe a little goo).

A Slice of Horror: This quirky little slice comes in both small and large sizes. So whether you want a bite-sized piece of the undead or a full-on pizza nightmare, we’ve got you covered! It’s the kind of decor that says, “I’m fun at parties, but I also have an extensive collection of horror films. Also maybe a few skeletons in my closet.”

Perfect for Any Occasion: Whether you’re decorating for Halloween or just want to add some ICK to your home, this zombie pizza slice is the perfect conversation starter. Imagine your friends’ faces when they walk in and see a slice of pizza that looks like it just crawled out of the grave! It’s ideal for:

  • Your goth buddy who thinks normal decor is for basic people.
  • The horror movie fanatic who needs something to distract from their growing collection of creepy dolls.
  • Anyone who enjoys oddities and wants to spice up their space with a touch of the macabre!

The Ultimate Gift for the Eccentric: 

  • Your friend who can’t get enough of zombie flicks and would probably survive an apocalypse with style (and snacks).
  • That one person who always orders pineapple on their pizza—this is your chance for some delicious revenge!
  • Yourself—because let’s face it, you deserve to treat yourself to something bizarrely fabulous.

Don’t let this slice of horror slip away! Grab the Za-mbie Pie Slice Zombie Pizza now before it vanishes faster than your appetite! 

Nightmare Pizza Wall Hanging

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Nightmare Pizza Wall Hanging
This Nightmare Pizza Wall Hanging takes your favorite food and turns it into nightmare fuel for your wall. If you’ve ever dreamed (Or nightmared) of displaying your own psychotic slice of nightmare pizza on the wall, urine luck. I have no doubt that this thing will kill me in the night if I even look at another slice of pizza. Or if I dare sleep in a slice of pizza sleeping bag. (while caressing that sweet crust all night long. Ohhh I love you pizza cocoon. I am the stuffing in your crust.) This slice ain’t scaring me. I’m a pizza slut. I sleep around with pizza and in it as often as I can. Hell, I have a pizza oriented onlyfans.

Luckily for me, I have my own za on the wall and that’s only because I throw pizza at my wall when I get it. Isn’t that how you know it’s cooked? Oh, wait that’s pasta. Reminds me, I still have a bunch of that on the wall too. That, some ravioli, a few mashed potato splats, and the stray booger or two… I really should clean my walls. With a spatula. Better make that one of those indutrail paint scrapers.

Nicolas Cage Meme iPhone Cases

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nicolas cage i phone case
Your iPhone is a powerful device, even if they do keep “upgrading” it every year and giving you the bare minimum in new features for a sweet high price. See, that right there is why I use a flip phone. Well, your crazy expensive phone is about to get even more powerful. Unlock the power of Nicolas Cage and let him hug your phone with his dead unblinking eyes, like the Shakespearean acting sloth that he is. Your smartphone will never be the same.

Choose from Pepperoni Pizza face Cage, Mona Lisa Cage, Illuminati Cage, Our Lord Cage, Astronaut Cage and Renaissance Woman Cage. Get all the Nic Cages. You gotta catch ’em all!
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Wear This Pizza Hat To Pizza Hut

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Mama mia! Why you a wear da pizza on your head? Pizza hat! Hmmm. Tough choice. Pizza Hut or Pizza Hat? Imma do both. All the fine Pizza Hut ladies are going to be eyeing my pepperoni. They might even think I own the place. They’ll invite me backstage so I can see how the pizza is made, ask for my autograph.

Then when it’s time to go, I’ll pick up my pizza hat and slam it on my head. And since it was a piping hot pizza and not my hat, half my face will be burnt off and I really will own the place thanks to a sweet lawsuit and a shady lawyer. It’s criminal to let just anyone back there with hot lava pizzas. Especially an idiot like me.

You guys should totally come check out my new franchise. I’m gonna do what they should have done a long time ago. Get the rights to Jabba the Hutt and market the shizz out of these pizzas. Free slice to anyone wearing pizza clothing. Ladies, give me your number and I’ll stuff your crust while you wrap me in bacon. Cool? Life is sweet for a pizza entrepreneur.

Stuff Your Crust With This Pizza Bra

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pizza bra
This Pizza Bra looks awesome. I know that some women like to stuff their bra, and that’s all good with this pepperoni infused over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Stuffed crust is the best in my book. I also love how it’s rocking the “one slice up, one slice down” thing, because that’s exactly how I put pizza on my plate.

Note to the seller. This should really be shipped in a pizza box. With free breadsticks.
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