Check out this Mechanical Flying Saucer UFO Ring that really spins like a UFO. I have no idea how accurate it is. Never seen a UFO in the sky. But I have seen UFO’s at the local Walmart.
Wait what?
Walmart. Dummy. Unidentified Fat and Obese! Like Fox Mulder, I want to believe. But I also want to gauge my eyes out.
That’s mean. You’re pretty chubs yourself tubby!
Yeah, but I was abducted!
Huh? By what?
Fat. Fat abducted me. And never returned me to my home planet of Not-fat. So totally not my choice. I’m one of those cool chubs who rides the scooters around the store. Not very fast either. My in-store handle is Slo-bese.