Autopsy Necklace: I Don’t Think It Was Natural Causes
At last! Jewelry for coroners. This autopsy necklace doesn’t yield any clues about the cause of death. It just sort of hangs on your chest and shows that you aren’t afraid to wear some internal organs around your neck.
From the seller:
The Medical Examiner has already begun removing one side of the rib cage and he’s been called away, leaving this bloody mess on the table, so what happens next… someone sneaks in and takes photos, that’s what!
It looks like spaghetti, with tomato sauce. Anybody else hungry? Just me then? If it were an alien autopsy necklace, I would buy it for sure. Just to show aliens what will happen to them if they mess with me.