It doesn’t take a big brain to know that this Anatomy Stickers Set is awesome. Need an organ transplant? Slap a sticker on it. Consider that shizz transplanted! Stick these things on your fridge, your laptop, your schoolbooks. Hell, stick ’em up your- I apologize. I’m having a bad day. If only I had a heart. *Sticks a sticker on my chest* That feels better. Having a heart-on feels great. Too bad you guys can’t see my heart-on.
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Gross Human Anatomy Earrings
Is that a brain on your ear or are you just happy to see me? Hey, is that a liver spot? Right there, on your ear. That’s a liver alright. By the way, nice set of uteruses on your ears. Or is it uteri? I have no idea. I just know that these Human Anatomy Earrings come in brain, liver, pancreas, uterus, kidneys, lungs hearts and more. Wear your insides on your outside with pride.
Human Anatomy Apron Is Both Educational And Disgusting
Let me ex-spleen something to you. Teach your kids about the gross stuff that we are made up of with this Human Anatomy Apron. It takes guts to wear. For real. You have a lot of gall(bladder) wearing that. I for one, can’t even stomach it. Learn about and teach others about anatomy, by wearing your insides on the outside. Maybe take some of these organs off and throw them at slow learners. That’ll teach ’em.
Human Anatomy Shower Curtain – Why Not?
This Human Anatomy Shower Curtain will shower you with knowledge of the human body. See what I did there? Basically just undress your own anatomy from your clothing and stand there naked while learning about yourself. Then get in the shower and have some fun with yourself. And by that, I mean get clean. Get your mind out of the gutter. Now you know all there is to know about your body while showering, so if you poop or pee in there, you’ll know what’s going on inside as it’s happening. Not that I condone that.
Wooden Anatomy Coasters
Keep your surfaces clean by protecting them with some good old human anatomy. Now you could get some black market kidneys and slap your chardonnay on top, or you could use these cool Wooden Anatomy Coasters. The latter is my vote, cuz black market organs ain’t cheap. They also smell horrible. They also get stolen from the people who are using them, so there’s that too.