This Autopsy Dress is going to murder the competition on the runway. It’s killer fashion. It’s made from flesh toned satin with real autopsy thread and y cut. There’s even a rubberized blood markings too. What are the odds that someone buys this and gets buried in it? That may be taking things a bit too far. What do you think? It’s part of the new fall Coroner Fashion line 6 feet under collection.
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Zombie Autopsy Key Chain
This Zombie Autopsy Key Chain is made from a doll head. Probably Barbie herself. It will help you to never lose your keys again. Cuz how can you lose your keys when they are attached to a zombie with his brain showing? You know what I just noticed? They have one of those fancy flame printed keys. Sweet! Dude probably has a hot rod with a matching paint job.
That’s okay cuz my key matches my car too. They’re both sh**ty and rusty. But I ain’t bitter.
Dead Man Walking: Body Bag Costume
Sweet Jesus! This Body Bag costume is going to score me a ton of friggin candy this year. Ding-dong. Door opens. Old lady with blue hair greets me with a smile. “Hello little ones. What do we have here? Let me get my glasses-” Shriveled hand clutches heart area of knit Halloween sweater. Old bones jump. Candy flies up. I position bag underneath that sweet candy rain. Then run.
Effin Necco wafers? Really? Maybe the next house will be better. I’m really behind this year after getting stuck in that morgue for 3 hours. Bonus: That half autopsy they did really adds to the authenticity.
Knitted Alien Autopsy: The Truth Is In There…In His Guts
This knitted alien autopsy from Etsy seller aKNITomy is the adorable way to slice and dice aliens. For science of course. You can get the PDF pattern for $4.50 and make one for yourself. If we figure out how these guys work on the inside, we may be able to stop them from appearing in the night and probing our rectums.
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Autopsy Necklace: I Don’t Think It Was Natural Causes
At last! Jewelry for coroners. This autopsy necklace doesn’t yield any clues about the cause of death. It just sort of hangs on your chest and shows that you aren’t afraid to wear some internal organs around your neck.
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