These old medical slides are creepy. Which is why I’m thinking about hanging them up in the old castle here. They’re from a West Virginia VA Hospital and feature educational diagrams. You know, so you can learn how to do all kinds of medical stuff. Not like open-heart surgery or anything, but I could learn to be a real doctor, with real malpractice suits and everything. Awesome.
Tag: medical
Freaky Phrenology Head Brooches
Get yer head screwed on right with these cool Phrenology Head Brooches. Get your head in the game. Be the head honcho. Play some head games. You can consult your brooch whenever you need to know what part of the head controls what. Make your headway with your life. You know what I’m saying? Now I gotta head on outta here. Later peeps.
Large Felt Anatomy Play Set – 17 Pieces
Sure, this Large Felt Anatomy Play Set is probably made for kids, but I’m pretty confident it will work on someone with my IQ too. Maybe I can use it to figure out why everything in my body hurts right now. Thanks flu! You get a board and 16 felt organs. Those are some nice quality organs too. Nice attention to detail. The only thing missing is a felt piece of poo to move through the colon. You know, to make it interactive. It would also replicate my current experience over the past 48 hours.
Anatomy Pocket Notebooks – Set Of 4
I love these Anatomy Pocket Notebooks cuz I can put my heart in my pocket, along with my bones, my lungs. Carrying a pocket book doesn’t make me any less of a man does it? Nope, your two inch weenie is what makes you less of a man. How dare you! It’s called shrinkage. I had just gotten out of the pool. A pool of my own pee, but still. I have a weak bladder. Anyway, these anatomy books are awesome. They have anatomy and guts and stuff.
Human Anatomy Shower Curtain – Why Not?
This Human Anatomy Shower Curtain will shower you with knowledge of the human body. See what I did there? Basically just undress your own anatomy from your clothing and stand there naked while learning about yourself. Then get in the shower and have some fun with yourself. And by that, I mean get clean. Get your mind out of the gutter. Now you know all there is to know about your body while showering, so if you poop or pee in there, you’ll know what’s going on inside as it’s happening. Not that I condone that.