bird brain
Check out this Bird Brain Bird Skeleton Headdress. It leans forward to whisper commands that the wearer will have no choice but to follow. You are completely at it’s mercy as it digs it’s bony talons into your brain, sinking in deeper everyday. Nagging at you from your cerebral cortex.

It’s a lot like being married. Damn. You just got burned wife! Zing! Oh snap! *Mocking with hands on hips.* No you dit’int! Oh yes I did!

And with that I have to go pack now. She reads the blog everyday and she’ll be home soon. And since I don’t have time to hide all of the knives and heavy pans, it’s easier to just leave.

bird brain