Carry Your Horrors In This Cthulhu Pouch
This is a pretty awesome Cthulhu Pouch. I get bonus points for learning something new today. Until I saw this, I thought a Cthulhu pouch was were Cthulhu kept it’s babies. Like a Kangaroo. I knew it was either that or one of Cthulhu’s many sex organs. Turns out it was neither. It’s just a cool pouch for humans to carry stuff in.
Don’t be a slouch, get a Cthulhu pouch. Stick your hand in and then scream OUCH! Because there is nothing but horror within and that horror just treated your hand like a chew toy. Now you’re just a chump with a stump. Some of that rhymed.
Seriously, that leather pouch is pretty awesome. If I were one of those elf or gnome things from that Hobbit movie, I would totally walk across the map with this thing at my hip.