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Gothic Raven Purse – For The Birds

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Gothic Raven Purse - For The Birds

Wow. Now that’s a nice looking bag. That’s not just something they say in the bathhouse, it’s what they’ll say about this purse when you wear it. This Gothic Raven Purse is stunning. You might even say ravenous. I know I’m raven about it. You won’t catch me crowing about it though. That would be mixing my bird metaphors. Did you know that a group of ravens is known as an “unkindness”. Man, these birds have a bad reputation. But they look awesome on this Gothic Raven Purse accessory. Get your claws on one today!

I’ll have to write that fun fact down in my Raven Journal. It’s where I keep all of my raven related thoughts and dreams from prying eyes and nosy beaks. Did you know that they remember human faces? Come to think of it, that would explain why my car gets pooped on so damn often. Now that’s an unkindness. It’s downright rude. You point and laugh one time when a baby bird can’t get the worm and it makes you a lifelong poop target.

Dracula Wallet – Bloody Cool

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Bloody Cool Dracula Wallet

In the market for some Creep Wear? If you need a new wallet, I would suggest this Dracula Wallet. This cool wallet is made of vegan leather and features a very neat book-style design inspired by Bram Stoker’s Dracula. It is the perfect place to store your blood donor card. Which I always present to vampires, but they never seem to care. They just start sucking. It has 4 card slots, 1 clear window, and 2 full length pockets for cash. It is a pretty stylish wallet for both men and women. Also for both humans or vampires. Although I’m not sure what happens to this and your other belongings when you turn into a bat. At that point don’t the vampire hunters just take all of your stuff? How do you vampires even hang onto anything? Vampires must be one of the leading victims of identity theft. No wonder I never see you turn into bats these days.

It makes a great gift for vampire lovers. I dig that this Vampire Wallet actually looks like it could be the real book. Wear it proudly with this Vampire Heart Necklace. This is some stylish creature of the night bling we have here.

Amazing Modern Skull Mirror

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Amazing Modern Skull Mirror
This Modern Skull Mirror looks badass. How do I look today? Let me consult the great and powerful skull mirror. This bit of home decor will add a touch of gothic style to your home. Whether you dwell in haunted house or a non-haunted abode, it’s an awesome upgrade.  It’s made in Italy, so you know it’s good. They’ll tell you themselves. With their hands. Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest one of all? It’s me, isn’t it? Gotta be me. Not bragging or anything. Just stating facts. I’m so vain. I probably think this post is about me. I’m so vain. Whereas old people are more vein. They are full of them in fact and you can see them. Ew! I do gaze into this gothic bat mirror a lot, though. It drives me batty, but I have to have a look to see if I look bat-ter than ever. Anywho, this cool mirror is going to make your home look badass my friend. It’s gothic chic and creepy cool. If you ain’t got this amazing mirror you just ain’t cool. You will be using a reflective skull to check out your own skull. That’s a win/win.

Bat Wing Choker Collar

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Bat Wing Choker Collar
I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wondered what it would look like if a bat tried to choke me out. Now I know. This Bat Wing Choker Collar is the coolest collar ever. All dress shirts should have bat collars. It’s hauntingly fashionable. I hope there’s no bat head in back, biting your neck. It would be awesome if the wings flapped for air conditioning.

Gothic Purse With Skulls and Roses

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Gothic Purse With Skulls and Roses
It’s leather, its durable, it’s scary, and it’s beautiful. This Gothic Purse With Skulls and Roses ticks all the boxes for everything you look for in a bag, doesn’t it? The interior is made using jeans, giving it a firmness you can’t find in many other bags. The strap is adjustable so that you can wear it across your torso or just hang it from your shoulder. This is a bag that stands out and you can use it year round.