Gothic Raven Purse – For The Birds

Gothic Raven Purse - For The Birds

Wow. Now that’s a nice looking bag. That’s not just something they say in the bathhouse, it’s what they’ll say about this purse when you wear it. This Gothic Raven Purse is stunning. You might even say ravenous. I know I’m raven about it. You won’t catch me crowing about it though. That would be mixing my bird metaphors. Did you know that a group of ravens is known as an “unkindness”. Man, these birds have a bad reputation. But they look awesome on this Gothic Raven Purse accessory. Get your claws on one today!

I’ll have to write that fun fact down in my Raven Journal. It’s where I keep all of my raven related thoughts and dreams from prying eyes and nosy beaks. Did you know that they remember human faces? Come to think of it, that would explain why my car gets pooped on so damn often. Now that’s an unkindness. It’s downright rude. You point and laugh one time when a baby bird can’t get the worm and it makes you a lifelong poop target.

Gothic Studded Skull Purse – You Go Girl

Gothic Studded Skull Purse - You Go Girl
As you know we love some good old-fashioned creep wear. This Gothic Studded Skull Purse is soooo goth-chic. It’s got studs, (not me, the other kind of stud) a skull, and loads of style. It has a main zip compartment with zipper closure, 2 slip pockets, as well as 1 internal zipper pocket and 1 back zip pocket. It will easily hold a 9.7″ iPad, tablet, or a 10″ and under laptop. It also has plenty of pockets for your notebook/smartphone/wallet and more. This Gothic Studded Skull Purse is roomy too. And I’ll say the same thing I said when I first saw Frankenstein’s face. Nice stitching bro. All I can say is you are gonna look great rocking this accessory. I mean you always look great. You know I think you are beautiful. This can only elevate your good looks and charm.

Leather Skull Purse

Leather Skull Purse
I don’t know if it’s the cold air in Russia or the lack of things to do, but when you come across a leather purse shaped like a skull, you can’t help but think, “They really must be bored over there.” Cuz I know that Vodka makes me do strange things too. Anywho, this leather skull purse can be customized with different colors, on either of the leather parts, be it the bag or the skull itself. The teeth can also be colored. I would choose tobacco or maybe a piece of broccoli stuck in its teeth.

Spiderweb Handmade Bag

Spiderweb Handmade Bag
If you are into Gothic accessories or if your soul is dark enough to wear tattoo sleeves, you have to get yourself this Spiderweb handmade bag to match your gothi gothness. Who wants that pink, girlish bag? Not you. Take this handbag to work or to an event and complete your look. The bag has inside pockets, a red satin interior, and 4 layers of fabric. It also has two strong straps and a top zipper enclosure. It goes well with dark Halloween attire but you can break the rules here and go wild by wearing it with anything.

Nice Chompers – Coin Cavity Purse

Coin Cavity Purse
This Coin Cavity Purse will try to bite you every time you put change in or take change out. Plus obsessive compulsives will have to brush and floss these pearly whites every time they open it. That’s a nice set of chompers. You know how you hate that old lady who is always holding up the checkout line cuz she’s paying in change? Now you can be that person, except others won’t be pissed off at you, they’ll be scared. Of you and for you. And I don’t blame them.