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Straight Outta The Coffin T-Shirt

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Straight Outta The Coffin T-Shirt
Gang gang! This Straight Outta The Coffin T-Shirt is some serious gang shizz. The coffin gang. Definitely, the bloods then, not the crypts. Wear it and show your colors cuz you know the werewolf gang on the upper east side ain’t playin’ and stuff is about to pop off! They been lifting their legs in our hood and showing disrespect, pissing on every fire hydrant like the dogs they are. It’s war. It’s also starting to really smell bad.

Fresh out of your coffin? Also, check out this Coffin Zen Garden.

Straight Outta The Coffin

Ain’t been out dat often

My and my possie out for blood.

Pants are outta fashion

Like I’m expecting a flood.

Sipping O Negative like it was a positive

From my gothic pimp cup. It’s my prerogative.

Flying through the night with my bat homies

Sucking from the neck of a chick named Naomi.

I ain’t playing no garlic, I ain’t playing no cross.

Gotta make a note so I don’t forget to floss.

Teeth are all filed sharp as a razor.

I’m marking each victim with a mother f***ing laser.

Back to my coffin cuz I’m tired as sh*t

Been drinkin’ all night and it’s time to quit.

Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween Town Lagoon Sculpture with Lights and Music

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Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween Town Lagoon Sculpture with Lights and Music
Looking for that perfect conversation piece for your home? The Hawthorne Village Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween Town Lagoon Sculpture brings all the charm of Christmas to your décor, but with a new spooky twist. All the pieces in this light-up village are handcrafted and hand-assembled. It includes two illuminated buildings, the iconic Spiral Hill, and over 15 individual figures. You’ll be ecstatic to see Jack, Sally, Shock, Barrel, Oogie Boogie, Zero, Jack’s ghost-dog, Dr. Finklestein, and more enjoying themselves in this light-up lagoon. The sculpture has amazing lighting effects that give the appearance of oozing green slime throughout the village. The Hawthorne Village light-up lagoon is a perfect addition to your Halloween and Christmas décor and is a unique accent piece that your friends will love.

Nightmare Before Christmas 25th Anniversary Monopoly

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Nightmare Before Christmas 25th Anniversary Monopoly
Monopoly, to its ardent fans, is the best thing ever. Then we have the collectors of cool board games and, then there are the Tim Burton fans. Where those three collide, Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas 25th Anniversary Monopoly is born. Boom! What’s this? What’s this? The in-game tokens are modeled after the film’s characters and iconic symbols. The board game takes you through destinations such as Jack’s Tower, Sally’s Alley, and Dr. Finkelstein’s Laboratory. You also get to own some of these destinations if you earn enough Monopoly Money. It’s like re-living the movie, only you are part of it.

3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell In Many Colors

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3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell
Time to collect some 3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell. I can pose these guys by their downed UFO and put some army men around them. Relive that history that the government is trying to hide from us. Then I’ll wake up and discover I have missing time, and I’ll forget ever buying and playing with them. I love all of the colors cuz each color is a different rank of alien. The grey ones are the low guys on the totem pole. They have to do all the butt-stuff.

Nightmare Pokemon Art

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Nightmare Pokemon Art
Gotta catch ’em all? Uh… No thanks man.Get ’em away from me! Must avoid them all! This is an ongoing series of nightmare fuel art from David Szilagyi who is drawing Pokemon as creepy, scary nightmare creatures. Some of the scariest are below, but you can see the rest on his Facebook page. Reminds me of these Realistic pokemon. Why do pokemon have to be so scary?
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