Damn son! That coffin is on fire! Why does it smell like old pork? I knew that som-biatch would spontaneously combust as soon as we buried his ass. Always gotta be the center of attention. Oh well. Who wants to barbecue some hot dogs? This Coffin Incense Burner is just plain awesome. I call this little number the smoking dead. I hope your incense doesn’t look like a charred corpse after it burns. I take that back, that would be cool as hell.