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Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular

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Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular
Damn, that’s spooky. These Miniature LED Ghost Dolls are amazing. They have that ethereal glow that only comes from the afterlife. They come in 4 different poses, and all will scare the bejesus out of you. For real. I used to be full of bejesus, and now it’s gone. Where’d my bejesus go? Maybe it went to church. It’s about time. Mom’s always bugging me about it. Well, at least part of me went. At 1:12 scale, these will be perfect for creating a haunted doll house or a cool Halloween diorama that will get all of the attention. I’m gonna put these in my haunted doll house. I mean- Not mine. My friends. I don’t play with dolls. They’re called action figures and they’re collectable!

You have to love the ghostly glow on these LED Ghost Dolls. They levitate, they sit. The cast an eerie glow that seems to steal the warmth from your body. They send chills down my spine. Oh, wait, that might just be because I’m hiding in my refrigerator. Are they gone? The wi-fi in here sucks by the way. These dolls scare me almost as much as a screaming ghost head in a box.

Haunted Twins Soap

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Haunted Twins Soap
If you’ve never been one to go mainstream with just about anything, and like all of your stuff scary, this is the soap for you. I’m talking about Haunted Twins Soap. It’s a boy on one side and a girl on the other. The carving is either scary or beautiful depending on your point of view.

This soap will scare you as you lather up and it smells like clean cotton and mermaid tears. It will make your hand washing spooky.

Playmobil 9312 Take Along Haunted House

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Playmobil 9312 Take Along Haunted House
Probably not the adrenaline rush you get from watching a truly horrific Horror movie, but you’ll get a kick out of playing with the Playmobil 9312 Take Along Haunted House. Okay, the name is a bit of a mouthful and the fact that there’s no actual blood will be good news for folks who just want a light scare. I like the idea of a scared villager exploring a lab with creepy stuff happening all around, myself.

And what do you get to fight all the evil that’s out there trying to get you? A Broom! Not an axe, not a shotgun, or anything remotely effective against the bad guys. A broom. Maybe you are meant to clean up the mess once you are done with the bad guys. There are some other accessories that come with it as well, but no effective weapons. You can also find it here.

Coffin Incense Burner

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Coffin Incense Burner
Damn son! That coffin is on fire! Why does it smell like old pork? I knew that som-biatch would spontaneously combust as soon as we buried his ass. Always gotta be the center of attention. Oh well. Who wants to barbecue some hot dogs? This Coffin Incense Burner is just plain awesome. I call this little number the smoking dead. I hope your incense doesn’t look like a charred corpse after it burns. I take that back, that would be cool as hell.

Garage Teeth Kit For Your House Of Horrors

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Garage Teeth Kit For Your House Of Horrors
This Garage Teeth Kit turns your garage into a Monster Garage. One that eats cars and taunts the neighbors. Perfect for Halloween. Hell, I’d keep this up year round. People gotta know how hungry my garage is. Add some eyes to windows above the garage for an extra scary look. My garage demands a sacrifice!
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