Damn son! That coffin is on fire! Why does it smell like old pork? I knew that som-biatch would spontaneously combust as soon as we buried his ass. Always gotta be the center of attention. Oh well. Who wants to barbecue some hot dogs? This Coffin Incense Burner is just plain awesome. I call this little number the smoking dead. I hope your incense doesn’t look like a charred corpse after it burns. I take that back, that would be cool as hell.
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Return Of The Living Dead Zombie In A Toxic Waste Barrel Incense Burner
This Trioxin Barrel Incense Burner Prop is hand scuplted and handmade. It even has a detailed sculpt of the Pre-Tarman character from the movie Return of the Living Dead looking out of the barrel. The incense burner can be placed under it. The two small holes drilled through the top opening lets the smoke escape, so it looks like toxic poison leaking from the barrel.
Pffft! I have like 4 full sized versions in my yard, all venting smoke. Got a sweet deal on this house because the government used it as a waste dump. Sure, the grass and trees all glow at night and the deer with antlers going down their backs like mohawks wake me up with their ungodly shrieks as they beg to die, but it’s all good. As soon as my DNA is finished changing, I’ll be the Toxic Avenger biatches!
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