horror movie paperweights
These Freddy Krueger, Jason, Chucky And Michael Myers Paperweights will hold your papers down like they were just another bad script for an unnecessary sequel. Having some horror movie heads on your desk will remind you that things could be worse. Instead of being stuck in the office, you could be one of their victims. Suddenly office work doesn’t sound so bad huh? Now get that report on my desk asap. I’ll be in my office looking up asap in the dictionary.

These heads probably connect to form some crazy Voltron super-horror entity. Don’t use that Hollywood. It’s documented. If you use it you now owe me.