Ahhhh. This Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace is pretty damn adorable with those heart-shaped eye holes. It just goes to show you that Jason was just misunderstood. I don’t think he even meant to kill anyone. He just wanted hugs, but the knife got in the way.
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Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug
We can imagine gifting this Jason Voorhees Mug to someone who you really don’t like all that much. With a knife in hand and blood dripping all over, the idea of it being given as a Valentine’s Day Gift is just…disturbing. Afterall, the line “until death do us part” is not meant to be a threat. This Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug is perfect to take with you to Camp Crystal Lake. Don’t cut yourself on that handle.
Friday The 13th Canoe Scene Necklace
You’ll never go canoeing again once you start wearing this Friday The 13th Canoe Scene Necklace because you’ll have a constant reminder never to go in the lake again. Otherwise, this will happen. Now you can relive this scene as often as you like because it will be around your neck. I never canoe. I canoodle occasionally, but I never canoe.
Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure
Check out this Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure. If Jason had been wearing this mask, he never would have been able to sneak up on all of those horny fornicating teens and slash ’em. The mask is removable so you can see the ugly underneath. It includes 10 points of articulation, bloody mask, ax, and machete. It is based on Friday the 13th Part 3. Not the Friday the 13th that just happened on the calendar.
Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Voorhees Jack-in-the-Box
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood was a scary-ass movie. The murderous psychopath, Jason Voorhees is the star after all. There is something eerie that draws us to the heartless monster that hacks them up into bits. This Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Voorhees Jack-in-the-Box features a well sculpted 14 inch Jason Voorhees burst in his trademark cracked hockey mask. When you pop it out, it will scare the hell out of you. It is a worthy addition to any movie-themed collection.