We all know skeletons are a bit cranky, clumsy, and pretty weird. I’ve even seen them fight with swords in some movies. But then we have this Mini Zen Skeleton who is calm as a cucumber. He sits in meditation but still looks quite scary, to be honest. He seems to be seeking inner peace. You would too if you had no skin. This can actually be a good reminder that you need to meditate every once in a while yourself. He is 3 inches tall but comes in one other size. All the parts are sculpted from metal and all the parts have been welded by hand. The finished product is either metal paint, oxidized or a polished finish depending on your preference.
Tag: desk
Termitat Termite Exhibit For Your Desktop – Not A Good Idea
You know those old ant farms people used to have on their desks? Yeah, me either. That’s because they were a bad idea. Because what if it breaks and they get loose? The Termitat Termite Exhibit For Your Desktop is the same thing only if it breaks, they eat your house up around you. This is homelessness on your desktop right here. Bad idea.
Day Of The Dead Floral Skull Lamp With 2 USB Charging Ports
This Day Of The Dead Floral Skull Lamp With 2 USB Charging Ports is going to look great on your desk. And there’s nothing like reading by the light of a glowing skull. It includes 2 USB Charging ports and 1 LED light bulb, so it’s ready to go. It’s perfect for Halloween. Some people like night lights, others prefer fright lights. Day of the Dead? More like Night of the Dead.
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Mummy Mike Rubber Band Holder – Make Mike A Mummy
Hey everybody! It’s the Mummy Mike Rubber Band Holder. Fun fact: At first the title was Mummy Mike Rubber Holder cuz I forgot a word. Then I changed it just so everyone is clear that this guy will NOT hold your rubbers. Only rubber bands. Don’t put your rubbers on him. That’s just gross anyway. Dude starts off naked, but as you add rubber bands, he looks more and more like a mummy. Pretty cool. He is my new favorite desk toy. In fact I’m gonna get several so I have a whole army of rubber band mummies.
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Victorian Raven Stationery
This is some sweet Victorian Raven Stationery. I already know what I’m gonna write on it:
Dear ravens, what the heck.
Do you think you can stop pooping on my deck.
My roses have white
My violets are pooh.
Everything is covered in raven goo.
I see what you eat,
cuz it’s all over my street.
Please stop your your poop,
It is a nasty thick goop.
I’m cleaning forevermore,
So let’s make it never more!
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