Who doesn’t love plush toys? You can hug ’em, snuggle ’em and love ’em. Even when they depict terrifying horror characters. These Mezco Toyz Flatzos Horror Plush Toys are plush toys that are more flattened than usual, but still adorable. The first three toys in the series are Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Chucky. They may be flat, but they have a ton of personality.
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These Horror Movie Monster Cookies are so scary, I’m gonna toss my cookies. Chucky, Billy The Puppet, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, Captain Spaulding, Freddy Krueger, Pale Man, Heidi, Jason Voorhees, Pinhead and Dr. Hannibal Lecter are all here and they are sweet for once. Eat ’em up before they get not so sweet and slash you. You might also want to try some UFO and Alien cookies.
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See a horror movie every time you turn on the light. No, I mean besides when you wake up from a one night stand, turn on the light and turn around to see the horror show next to you. Better hope you wore a Johnny soldier. You gotta wrap that rascal or you gonna be paying child support to Quasimodo over there. Anywho, these Horror Movie Light Switch And Outlet Plate Covers from MainSwitchPlates are a great way to decorate your horror themed hovel. Seriously though, use protection peeps. This has been a Creepbay PSA.
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Are you brave enough to lay your head down on Chucky? What about Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th? I wouldn’t do it. One is a psycho doll who is a deranged killer, the other a deranged killer with a machete. At least these Cute Horror Character Pillowcases are all cartoony and adorable. What could possibly go wrong? You can choose from Chucky or Jason. They do look super comfy and will creep up your living space nicely. Jason kind of looks like an owl. A demented deranged owl.
He’s probably all like, “Who. Who.” Then he’s all like, “Anyone, just as long as my machete goes in ’em.”
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Feeling mopey? Yeah, me too.It’s cuz I don’t have any of these Funko Mopeez Classic Horror Plushies. I knew I was missing something in my life. It was a bunch of cuddly horror movie killers. You know what else is a horror movie killer? Diarrhea! Well, it’s a movie killer in general. Too many milk duds and a river of coke in my stomach. That’s why I always bring a change of pants to the theater. Lifehacks people!