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Scary Stilettos And Horror Heels

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Etsy seller BabaRegali makes all kinds of custom high heels, but the best are the ones based on horror movies. There’s Chuckie, Friday The 13th, Freddy Kreuger and more. Below are just a few samples of their work, which combines the horror of movies with the horror of wearing high heels. Not that I would know anything about that.

Shut up, it was just that one time! I only put them on to stomp a few bugs. I just forgot I was wearing them for a few hours, that’s all. The nightgown was to protect me from mosquitoes! They are bad this time of year. The bra? Yeah that was all me just being a perv. I’ll own that one.
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Freddy Krueger, Jason, Chucky And Michael Myers Paperweights

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These Freddy Krueger, Jason, Chucky And Michael Myers Paperweights will hold your papers down like they were just another bad script for an unnecessary sequel. Having some horror movie heads on your desk will remind you that things could be worse. Instead of being stuck in the office, you could be one of their victims. Suddenly office work doesn’t sound so bad huh? Now get that report on my desk asap. I’ll be in my office looking up asap in the dictionary.

These heads probably connect to form some crazy Voltron super-horror entity. Don’t use that Hollywood. It’s documented. If you use it you now owe me.

Horror Nesting Doll Set

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horror nesting dollsThis set of horror nesting dolls are all separated and not nesting because basically they would all just cut each other to shreds so that when you opened it, it would be nothing but blood and broken dolls. That’s because these guys are hardcore.

You have Jason Vorhees, Freddy Krueger, Mike Myers, Ghost face from Scream and Chuckie. Only $25. These guys scare the bejesus out of me.

I mean that in a very Matryoshka doll way too. They scare me so much that a bejesus (Whatever that is) will burst out from inside of me, looking all pale and Golem-like, then a little clown will burst out of him. Then a tiny furry dancing gnome will burst from his chest and run out into the night screaming. No really. That just happened! I think somebody spiked my drink again- Here come the fire ants with heads of actors that I hate!