Who ya gonna call? Well, to be honest, I thought I might order a pizza, maybe call for some Chinese. Then call 911 for my food poisoning. So my phone is gonna be tied up. Who should I be calling? Ghostbusters? If I ever see a Terror Dog like this, I’ll text them. Same if I see that green booger Slimer!
I’VE BEEN SLIMMED!
What, like some ectoplasm dropped from the ceiling and you had instant weight loss?
WTF? SLIMMED MAN. SLIMMED.
Can you send us a pic. We don’t wanna come out if there’s no paranormal activity.
HANG ON. *Sends selfie!*
Hmmmm. No way you got slimmed. I’d say you weigh 350 easy.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I- OH. LIMED. I MEANT LIMED!
I didn’t see any citrus in that pic.
SLIMED! MY S WAS NOT WORKING! YOU COMING OR WHAT?
Nah! We’re good.
