The Grim Reaper Wine Glass Holder makes this dude a lot less scary. I had no idea he came bearing wine glasses. Now he doesn’t seem so bad. Hey buddy, what’s up? Set those glasses down and let’s drink. I’ll drink you under the table. No, I mean it. Get under the table. I’m hiding from everyone who says I have a drinking problem. Also, I keep a spare bottle of Pinot Noir duct taped under the table for emergencies. A few drinks will have you looking less grim. Ever think about re-branding yourself? I’m thinking “the Prim reaper”. Time to go all prim and proper. Clean yourself up. I’ll have my people call your people. I take 10%.