The seasons don’t fear the reaper, nor do the wind the sun and the rain. But I do. Do you? Imagine just living your life and minding your own business, when this guy shows up scythe in hand, to collect you and shuffle you off this mortal coil. But what can you do? He’s the reaper. Then again, maybe he’s all show. I bet he’s a wimp if someone just confronts him, and gives him a good kick in the nads. Anyway, this Grim Reaper Shelf Sitter is pretty awesome looking. He will sit on your shelf, in your garden, wherever you want. He just sits there looking cool as a cucumber, reminding you of one impending day, hopefully far in your future, when you get to meet the real deal. He makes a great piece of Gothic Garden Decor. I bet you are just dying to buy one. Set him in your garden and be like, “Hey how about being more of a trim reaper and helping me trim those hedges?” If you dig the Grim Reaper shelf sitter, you can also check out this Grim Reaper choker necklace.
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Grim Reaper Scythe Choker Necklace – Why So Grim?
This Grim Reaper Scythe Choker Necklace won’t give you the power over who lives and who dies, but it will get you noticed. (Hopefully not by the reaper himself. You don’t want to be noticed by him.) And also make people keep their distance from you. It’s the Grim Reaper‘s weapon of choice right there on your chest as a cool and creepy accessory. Why is he so grim anyway? Seems like a sweet job. Kind of a breeze. Some people are just grumpy and never happy.
You have a list of names and you use that list to shuffle folks off of this mortal coil while holding your Grim Reaper Scythe. Some people are never happy. I guess there’s no room for promotion though. Hey, I’m in the bidness and I just got promoted. And I’m aiming to take his job. I’ll be the happy reap- Wait! Who shouted “bum reaper”? No respect! Now you are on my list. You are the first one. Congratulations. I hope you like a scythe where the sun don’t shine. Anyone else? Huh? Does anyone else have anything to say? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Man I really hate this job already.
Grim Reaper Attacks The Golden Gate Bridge
Check out this CGI animation of the Grim Reaper attacking the Golden Gate Bridge. Makes sense. There are a lot of souls on that bridge. It was created by Canadian digital artist Justin LeDuc, and it is all CGI. Every bit of it. So what if he’s wearing red. Dude’s allowed to change things up sometimes.
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Grim Reaper Wine Glass Holder
The Grim Reaper Wine Glass Holder makes this dude a lot less scary. I had no idea he came bearing wine glasses. Now he doesn’t seem so bad. Hey buddy, what’s up? Set those glasses down and let’s drink. I’ll drink you under the table. No, I mean it. Get under the table. I’m hiding from everyone who says I have a drinking problem. Also, I keep a spare bottle of Pinot Noir duct taped under the table for emergencies. A few drinks will have you looking less grim. Ever think about re-branding yourself? I’m thinking “the Prim reaper”. Time to go all prim and proper. Clean yourself up. I’ll have my people call your people. I take 10%.
Your Time Will Come Clock With Grim Reaper Hands
Check out this Your Time Will Come Clock With Grim Reaper Hands. What time is that? Lunch. Bring it! Dinner? I’m there. Hey, don’t you ever get tired of holding that clock? Those bony hands look like they could use a break. Here, let me take it for awhile. Ha ha. Tricked you! Now I’m the Grim Reaper. Now YOUR time has come. *Hits him over the head with the clock*
Now nobody dies. Sucker!
Ten years later: *Standing in a room full of people packed like sardines.* Sure is crowded in here since nobody has died in like ten years. *Guy next to me grunts as we all get pressed tighter together.* So basically I killed the Grim Reaper and we are all immortal and can’t move. I really f**ked up this time. Hey, stop jabbing me! Who’s touching my ass?