Krampus In A Stocking Christmas Decoration
Krampus In A Stocking! Sounds like something I would say when I stub my toe. Krampus in a stocking that hurts! Usually, I just say, “Santa in a sh*t house!” Look at him all hanging out of his stocking, tongue out like Gene Simmons. He even has a bag of Krampus coal if you’ve been really bad. Looks like he’s really licking that beard. Must have left some food in there at dinner. Happens to me all the time.

Dude is crazy. This will probably piss Santa off big time if he sees this hung from your mantle. Maybe the real Krampus will appear and they will fight to the death. If Krampus wins you get all of the gifts in Santa’s sleigh. If Santa wins, you are screwed because you were celebrating with a false deity.

Krampus In A Stocking Christmas Decoration