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Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

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Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

Holy Krampus. I always wanted my very own Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Now I can get one for my very own. Look at this guy. The ancient demonic force from the 2015 spooky Christmas film is looking scary indeed. Use it for your holiday horror display or year round. There’s no wrong way to display this terror. He also comes with plenty of cool accessories. To be honest, this looks like me before my first cup of coffee. Have your self a terrifying Christmas. Oh yes, you will.

I mean I already pack a 6 inch Krampus, if know what I mean ladies. I might as well get a Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Just for bragging rights you know. Although its not the size of the Krampus, it’s how you display him for the holidays. Also check out this Krampus Holiday Cards Set. Send a card to me. I’m lonely. Sigh. But at least I have old Krampy here. He never lets me down. He scares the hell out of me, but he never lets me down. Old Krampy. Haha. That’s what I used to call my exe wife once a month. i wonder why she left me.

Krampus Holiday Cards Set

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Krampus Greeting Cards Set
Hey everybody. It’s Krampus! You don’t wanna mess with him. He steals kids during Christmas and beats them and stuffs them in sacks or something. He’s a real SOB if ya know what I mean. So is my grandpa, which is why we call him Grampus. We only see him once during the holidays and someone always ends up beaten with a stick and stuffed in a sack as gramps struggles to drag that kicking sack down to the river. But that’s another story. I’m here to talk about holiday cheer and nothing says happy holidays like getting a card from this Krampus Greeting Cards Set. Aw, Krampus you shouldn’t have. You get 20 assorted cards in a cool deluxe tin. Not a sack. Thank God. This Krampus Holiday Cards Set spreads cheer and fear this holiday season. And if you love yourself some Krampus, check out the Krampus Night Light too.

So get into the spirit of the holidays and celebrate with Krampus. Fun fact: I used to think Krampus was a monster that possessed my girlfriend once a month, but it turns out that those cramps are a whole nother evil. I’d rather face Krampus than that beast.

Black Krampus Bell Candle

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Black Krampus Bell CandleThis Black Krampus Bell Candle is a classy way to decorate your home for the holidays while letting a little Krampus into your life. It’s shaped like an antique sleigh bell. Classy AF. Now its lit in here. That’s what the kids say. Maybe Krampus will show up and steal your kids, putting them in a sack. You never know. You aren’t ready for Christmas until you have one of these lit in honor of the Krampus man.

Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper

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Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper
If I were invited to a Christmas party where the hosts had a Krampus Fiber Optic Tree Topper, two things would happen. One, I would fake food poison and run out of the house faster than you could say “Thanks Weirdos!” and, two, my phone number would no longer be in working order when calls were placed from the aforementioned folk’s phone number. The Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper is beyond nightmare fuel, so adding fiber optics just brings a refreshing sense of dread to the your holiday décor.

This Tree Topper is 13.5” tall with a built-in color changing fiber optic system. His head is hand-painted resin, to really create a one-of-a-kind glow should the fiber optics (Or Krampus’ mind) catch the tree on fire, and his eyes and mouth glow and change color, as you would expect any demonic tree topper to do. Krampus is adorned with a faux fur, most likely made from tiny animals that he murdered himself, to complete the look.

Krampus Nightmare Elf For Your Shelf

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Krampus Nightmare Elf For Your Shelf
We have all heard of Elf on a Shelf, and if you are over the age of 10 you probably wanted to do bodily harm to the little, happy weirdo with the creepy smile. After all, he brings sheer torture to adults, at the same time that he spreads holiday cheer to children across the globe. Supposedly. The creators of Krampus on the Counter obviously despised the cheerful elf when they created their demonic version.

Krampus definitely brings the holiday creep, with his head being a weird combination of a troll and the President of the KISS fan club. His body is bizarrely the same exact size of the Elf on a Shelf; a little too exact for our discomfort. *shudders*