Octopus Gamer Print
This Octopus has game! He’s kickin’ it old school playing Nintendo. This Octopus Gamer Print will help you to remember that Octopus are cool and also that they will kick your butt in a game of Super Mario Bros. That’s probably because they squirt ink in your face every time you get the high score. I hate it when they do that. That’s why Octopi are my gaming enemies.
You spit ink into the wrong effin eye.
I’ll beat you fair,
I’ll beat you square.
I’ll beat you in my underwear.
I challenge you to Mario Karts,
Let’s see if you can withstand my gamer farts.
For I have Cheetos,
And I have Mountain Dew.
Now the very air, it smells like poo.
You have passed out and I have the high score.
I celebrate and show you the door.
I bid you good day you tentacled freak,
Now back inside to sit in my reek.
I said Good Day sir!