This Life Sized Coffin With Skeleton makes a great yard decoration, especially around Halloween time. Not sure why he is covering up his junk like he’s all shy. I mean we all know he has a bone…er. The question is why? Was it you who excited him or me? I think it was me. It wouldn’t be the first time a skeleton found me attractive. What? It could happen. Throw me a bone here.
Poor guy’s coffin isn’t quite big enough. That’s gotta be uncomfortable. Remember coffin making dudes, measure twice, cut once. I measure three times and cut loose. Foot loose! Then I kick off your Sunday shoes. Even if it’s Monday.