For the new homeowner, there are many things on the home decor list and this Life Size Zombie should be right at the top of the list. In fact, it makes a great housewarming gift. Heartwarming really. Nothing says welcome home like an undead freak crawling towards you.
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Life Sized Horror Mummified Skeleton Prop
Mummies; you know they are dead but you just can’t get it out of your head that they can come back to life without warning and start walking around. Maybe wrap their hands around your neck. If you’re hosting a party at your place and want to try out something unique and scary on your front porch, this Life Sized Horror Mummified Skeleton Prop is arguably better than a teddy bear with its eyes dangling out of its sockets. Being life-sized, and the fact that it looks so realistic with bendable arms and feet makes it scarier. The rotting flesh is also very convincing. You can imagine a silhouette of him sitting on your front porch chair on a moonlit night scaring the hell out of passersby and neighbors.
Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue
Check out this Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue.
Oh man, I don’t feel so good. Must have been something I ate. I think I’m just gonna lie down over- AHHHHHHH! Something’s ripping up my insides and for once it’s not a fart. OH GOD! OH GOD! *Alien bursts out of my chest* Are you as surprised to see me as I am to see you? Cool. Technically you’re my kid you know. I just gave birth to you. And I want to thank you for being considerate enough to not burst out of my rectum. *Kisses his slimy head, then it bites my face off*
Poseable Life Size Skeleton Lamps
No, these Poseable Life Size Skeleton Lamps aren’t creepy at all. Look at them looking at ya, throwing some shade. You can pose them any way you want, which means you need two of them so you can make it all dirty and stuff. It doesn’t matter how you display them, that’s some scary shizz right there. They come in different colors. I feel like it would grab me as soon as I turned the light out.
Life Size Articulated FaceHugger
Holy crap guys! This Life Size Articulated FaceHugger could be in my yard. No, I mean it might be in my yard right now cuz something has been digging those giant holes. It’s too big to be a gopher. Man, something just scurried by the window and ran up the side of the house. BRB.
*Runs around the backyard hammering pictures of my face attached to wooden stakes in the ground. Watches as the Facehugger takes the bait and tries to hug all of those faces. Cocks my shotgun one-handed like and blows him to hell.*
I got too much face for your race sucker!