Holy Mackerel. This Fish Zipper Pouch is exactly what I need when I go fish shopping.
“That will be $45 sir.” (I buy a lot of fish.) “I see a fish sticking out of your pocket sir! Did you steal that?”
“$45.That’s an outrage!” *Pulls my fish pouch out and slaps her with it.* Whoops! That didn’t make the squishy sound I expected on your face. Of course, I didn’t steal this one. It’s a pouch. I stole this one!”
*Whips a fish out of my other pocket and slaps her with it. Runs for the exit.*
