Medusa Snake Wig

Medusa Snake Wig
Oh thank God! I thought that was my ex wife at first. Definitely not her though, because the snakes this Medusa Snake Wig are not moving and she isn’t b*tching at me to take out the trash. Jesus, I can only move so fast. I’m doing it already. Call your Vipers off.

And stop letting them bite my ears so they can pull me in for a kiss.

That’s okay, when I divorced her, I took half her snakes,which left her with just a snake mohawk.

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