I always said I would have a Pigasus Christmas Tree Ornament on my tree when pigs fly. I guess I better pony-up and get this thing on the tree this year. I’ll call him Oink-o Boink-o and he will be my patron saint of Bacon. Every day I will kneel before him and make offerings and the next morning I will come downstairs to find a pound of bacon gift wrapped with care.
Thank you mighty Oink-o Boink-o. *Backs away slowly, bowing.* You are as wise as you are benevolent!