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Freaky Monkey Pig Born In Cuba

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Freaky Monkey Pig Born In Cuba
The end is nigh. First we had the eclipse of 2017 and if that wasn’t enough, check out another sign of the end times. A weird-ass monkey pig hybrid born in Cuba. I really wish that what happened in Cuba stayed in Cuba cuz this thing is freaky to look at. Makes me feel all weird. It’s a pig with the face of a chimp and only one eye. Cyclops Pig Chimp! CyChimp Pig. PigClops Monkey! A Pork-Chimp!

*Charlton Heston voice* A planet where apes evolved from pigs?

WTF nature! Why you do me like that? I was eating lunch when I saw this.
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Dissected Frog and Pig Enamel Pins

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Dissected Frog and Pig Enamel Pins
These Dissected Frog and Pig Enamel Pins are cool. It takes guts to wear them. Well, they are guts. On a different note: Is that really what a pig looks like? I was picturing a fat slice of bacon, with bacon legs and a bacon head. You learn something new everyday. Don’t wear your heart on your sleeve, wear your dissection on your sweater.
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Needle Felted PIGASUS Christmas Tree Ornament

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Needle Felted PIGASUS Christmas Tree Ornament
I always said I would have a Pigasus Christmas Tree Ornament on my tree when pigs fly. I guess I better pony-up and get this thing on the tree this year. I’ll call him Oink-o Boink-o and he will be my patron saint of Bacon. Every day I will kneel before him and make offerings and the next morning I will come downstairs to find a pound of bacon gift wrapped with care.

Thank you mighty Oink-o Boink-o. *Backs away slowly, bowing.* You are as wise as you are benevolent!

Slingin’ Hash And Takin’ Cash: Bucko The Pig Concession Stand

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bucko the pigWhen you roll into town with a giant pig attached to your tractor, you know you are going to make some serious bank. Don’t forget to stock up on bacon and pork rinds. Greasy spoon? The entire inside of this pig will be greasy as you try to satisfy the hungry lard fueled mob that is America, one town at a time.

The best part is that employees enter through the butt-door. If I owned this, I would make it squeal each time someone entered, so I could go all Deliverance. “Squeal little piggy. Squeal!” Only $165,000.00 from Ebay.
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A Slice Of Bacon With A Side Of Education: Anatomical Pig Digestive System Poster

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pig anatomy posterOk, so I’m looking at the poster, but I’m not seeing where the bacon is. Nor do I see where hot dogs come from. I can tell you that the pork pooper is not at all what I thought it would be.

This $145 vintage poster from Ebay will teach you all kinds of things about the anatomy of Pigs. The most important thing that I took away from this is that I really could use a bacon sandwich. Oh, and what a pig pooper looks like.