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The Shining Twins Halloween Christmas Ornaments

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The Shining Twins Halloween Christmas OrnamentsIf you have a Halloween tree, and if you don’t why the hell not?, check out The Shining Twins Halloween Christmas Ornaments. Great for the Halloween and or Christmas tree. I know you remember these creepy kids from Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, which is based on Stephen King’s The Shining. Which are both based on the shining of tons and tons of money down into the hands of both men. They deserve it by the way. Even today when I’m riding my big wheel down hotel corridors, I dread running into this pair. Yes, I’m a grown man who rides his big wheel in hotels, so what? What’s wrong with that? I also say REDRUM for no apparent reason sometimes, but really I’m fine. But never mind that. These terror twins are a duo of danger and a couple of cuckoo kids. They are some deadly doppelgangers and now you can decorate with them during the holidays. There they are, blood all over them because God only knows what shenanigans the Shining Twins have been up to. One can only imagine.

The Universal Monsters Halloween ornaments are another great choice if you want to make the holidays a bit more creepy.

Bird Skull Halloween Ornaments

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Bird Skull Halloween Ornaments
Decorating your Halloween tree isn’t for the birds. Or maybe it is. These Bird Skull Halloween Ornaments are going to look amazing on your All Hallows Eve tree. Here’s a joke for ya. What do you call a bird in a pastry? A magpie. Get it? Well, it’s not so much a joke as it the ramblings of an insane person, but still. What do you call a bunch of birds lining up for poured drinks? A crow bar.

Spooky and Scary Gothic Jewelry Stand Tree

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Spooky Gothic Jewelry Stand Tree
This Spooky Gothic Jewelry Stand Tree is perfect for your earrings, rings and more. It will hold your accessories while looking awesomely creepy around the clock. You may even want to find yourself a little corpse on a noose, you know, just so it looks authentic. So spooky. It will give you chills everytime you take off your jewelry.

Hand Painted Universal Monster Ornaments

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Hand Painted Universal Monster Ornaments
It’s never too early to shop for creepy ornaments for your Christmas Tree. These Hand Painted Universal Monster Ornaments will have you doing the Monster Mash. All of your favorites are here. Even the Invisible Man. Do you see him? No you don’t. He’s invisible. Merry Christmas everybody and to all a happy new year. Yay. It’s Christmas all year round here. Get you some monsters on ya tree son! I don’t care if it’s April.

Hanging Bat Night Light

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Hanging Bat Night Light
This Hanging Bat Night Light is gonna look cool as guano on a winter night in your batcave. It’s a fruit bat against the full moon. Which sounds like a great movie title.”Fruit Bat Against The Moon” in 3D. Who would win? The moon of course cuz the bat can’t breath in space. It was probably a bad choice to fight the moon then. Stupid bat.