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Huge Skeleton Bat Halloween Decoration

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Huge Skeleton Bat Halloween Decoration
Tis the season to be creepy. Fa la la la la la la la la. This Huge Skeleton Bat Halloween Decoration is exactly what you need to scare the neighbors and all of the trick-or-treaters this All Hallows Eve. Who needs a wreath on the door when you can have a giant freakin bat holding a dead rat trophy? The wingspan on this bad boy is 36”-39”. This baby is huge. Huge I say. Gargantuan even. And the wings are actually movable. The seller says that when they put a fan on, the wings even flutter in the wind! How cool is that? This is the perfect décor for ye old haunted house on the hill.

Decorating with nightmares. It’s what we are all about around here. And this Huge Skeleton Bat Halloween Decoration is truly the stuff of nightmares. It’s gonna drive the kids batty when they show up at your door for candy this year. “Trick or tweet mistah, can I have some canda?” *Looks up at the giant freakin bat, then screams and runs.” Damn, I hope that kid has a change of pants handy. Now my porch is all wet. Good thing I have my Bat Towel Set.

Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper

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Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper
If I were invited to a Christmas party where the hosts had a Krampus Fiber Optic Tree Topper, two things would happen. One, I would fake food poison and run out of the house faster than you could say “Thanks Weirdos!” and, two, my phone number would no longer be in working order when calls were placed from the aforementioned folk’s phone number. The Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper is beyond nightmare fuel, so adding fiber optics just brings a refreshing sense of dread to the your holiday décor.

This Tree Topper is 13.5” tall with a built-in color changing fiber optic system. His head is hand-painted resin, to really create a one-of-a-kind glow should the fiber optics (Or Krampus’ mind) catch the tree on fire, and his eyes and mouth glow and change color, as you would expect any demonic tree topper to do. Krampus is adorned with a faux fur, most likely made from tiny animals that he murdered himself, to complete the look.

Krampus Nightmare Elf For Your Shelf

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Krampus Nightmare Elf For Your Shelf
We have all heard of Elf on a Shelf, and if you are over the age of 10 you probably wanted to do bodily harm to the little, happy weirdo with the creepy smile. After all, he brings sheer torture to adults, at the same time that he spreads holiday cheer to children across the globe. Supposedly. The creators of Krampus on the Counter obviously despised the cheerful elf when they created their demonic version.

Krampus definitely brings the holiday creep, with his head being a weird combination of a troll and the President of the KISS fan club. His body is bizarrely the same exact size of the Elf on a Shelf; a little too exact for our discomfort. *shudders*

Halloween Wall Bats Look Amazing

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Halloween Wall Bats Look Amazing
Holy guano, that’s a lot of bats! These Halloween Wall Bats are awesome. They’re perfect for Halloween of course, but they look great on your walls year round. They look like they are really flying all over the place. These are enough bats to drive you batty. You’ll get all the fun of bats without all of the cleanup.

Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees Lawn Gnomes

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Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees Lawn Gnomes
These Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees Lawn Gnomes will make your garden a nightmare on elf street. Yeah, I know an elf is different than a gnome. You try to come up with clever word play after downing a pint of Nyquil! No, I don’t have a cold. Was just a night cap. Anyway, these horror icons want to hang out in your garden looking scary and gnomy. Hey, there;s nothing wrong with gnomes. Some of Hollywood’s best actors and actresses are gnomes. Like Gnomy Watts for instance. Great actress.