Nightmare Dog From Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Damn. I guess Alpo ain’t working out for this pooch. And neither is Rogaine. When I first got a glimpse of this I said to myself, “Self, this is either a freaky acne-riddled business man in a dog suit doing some weird bondage thing or a man-dog representation of the herp come to warn us about unprotected sex.” I’m still not sure which is right, so I’m just taking their word for it, that this is Nightmare Dog From Nightmare on Elm Street 2. Seems legit.
It looks like J. Edgar Hoover meets Baron Vladimir Harkonnen from Dune.