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Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament

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Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament

If I were a vampire and wanted to take a safe nap without getting staked, I would hang this Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament on my door. Nope. Nothing to see here. The guy in the room is already dead, so just move on please. Yeah, that will work. Of course it just draws attention to the fact that there’s a dead body in here, so maybe not the best plan.

This is actually a good way to memorialize the loved ones you have lost. The Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament is usually attached to a coffin, but you can use it anywhere. When coffin plaques became popular way back in the day, people would remove the plaques from the coffin before burial to keep as mementos of the deceased. Pretty dark. I like it. Totally different from these Universal Monsters Halloween Ornaments.

Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica

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Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica
Oh yeah. Check out these digits. The Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica is probably meant to be admired on your shelf, but imma put this bad boy on and slice some veggies, maybe chop up a salad. I know a good kitchen accessory when I see one. This is a screen-accurate prop replica of Freddy’s glove from the original classic A Nightmare on Elm Street.

More like a nightmare in my kitchen. Anyone want to take bets on how long it takes me to lose some fingers? I’m gonna say under two minutes. I predict I’ll lose a pinky first, while I’m trying to slice up some carrots.

Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue

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Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue
Check out this Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue.

Oh man, I don’t feel so good. Must have been something I ate. I think I’m just gonna lie down over- AHHHHHHH! Something’s ripping up my insides and for once it’s not a fart. OH GOD! OH GOD! *Alien bursts out of my chest* Are you as surprised to see me as I am to see you? Cool. Technically you’re my kid you know. I just gave birth to you. And I want to thank you for being considerate enough to not burst out of my rectum. *Kisses his slimy head, then it bites my face off*

The Ring of Dracula – Accessorize like A Vampire

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The Ring of Dracula
Hey, it’s the Ring of Dracula. Normally, when I hear the ring of Dracula, I don’t pick up the phone cuz the guy will talk your ear off. No, seriously, my ear is sitting on the floor collecting cat hair right now. Plus, he’s probably drunk again. No, this is the actual ring. The one he gave to Mrs Dracula when he proposed.

“With this ring I thee suck yer blood. Is Good?” Oh my yes! I do! I do!
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Edward Scissorhands Scissorhands Prop Replica

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Edward Scissorhands Scissorhands Prop Replica
Fans of Tim Burton’s early work (aka putting scissors on Johnny Depp’s hands) will love the Edward Scissorhands Scissorhands Prop Replica. Those hands have scissors! Those are scissor hands! You always know how a game of rock, paper, scissors is going to end with Edward. He only has one play. Poor guy.

This 1:1 scale replica has been authentically recreated and detailed with incredible accuracy. I plan on using it to cut my hair so I can save money. It will pay for itself sometime in 2046. It measures about 24-inches tall x 18-inches wide and is limited to 500 pieces worldwide.