Dressing up your dog on Halloween or pretty much any other day is fun. Friggin weird, but fun. With this Tarantula Dog Costume, you get to scare your neighbors and anyone who comes across your dog at night. It will be fun to watch them run away screaming. In poor lighting, your dog looks like a real massive spider running around. I just screamed myself! The chest, neck, and head are adjustable so that the costume can fit different sized (the smaller breeds) dogs. Those sparkling eyes and claws make it even scarier.
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Werewolf Zombie Dog Muzzle
Yo, why is your werewolf peeing on my lawn? Holy crap, is he peeing acid? There’s like a 1-foot deep hole in my grass now. Whatevs, a dog wearing that Werewolf Zombie Dog Muzzle pees wherever he wants. It’s not like I need my throat ripped out. Good doggy. *Slowly goes back inside*
Sugar Skull Dog and Cat Plates Set
These Sugar Skull Dog and Cat Plates Set shows our feline and dog friends with some mighty fine sugar skulls. So fine i almost wanna lick ’em and see if they’re sugary. You get both plates. These are a great decoration and a great way for your pets to get in on the whole Day of the Dead thing. Also check out these cool Day of the Dead Measuring Spoons. And bake stuff until you need a Day of the Diet.
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Evil Metal Robot Hell Dog
Hey guys, I think I just discovered what stands guard at the gates of hell. What? No, not my wife! Well, her too. I’m talking about this Evil Metal Robot Hell Dog. It can’t be stopped, it can’t be reasoned with, but I hear if you give it a nice bowl of warm milk, it will lay down and purr, then you can pass. Nevermind. That’s for evil robot hell cats. Yeah, if you see this thing, just kiss your butt goodbye. If you have three grand to spare, you can park it in your yard and command this hell beast or spend all day riding it like a motorcycle and making vroom vroom noises. That’s what I’d do.
Dog Faux Taxidermy Heads
Boy are my dogs tired. Guess I better retire them and put their barking heads on the wall. These Dog Faux Taxidermy Heads from LisaPay look pretty realistic. What? A Boston Terrier? You’re barking up the wrong tree! I’m more of a Great Dane man. More like I love a great danish. You put these trophy heads on the wall and people will think that you are a dog serial killer. I don’t mean a dog that goes around killing people and calls himself the Zodiac Shiatsu. I mean it will look like you are the sicko. Anyway, nobody will ever catch the Zodiac Shiatsu or the Ted Bundy Beagle. They are too crafty.
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