I’m feeling a tad sick. Maybe I’ll just get some soup from the cupboard. That will feel nice and-*opens the cupboard and screams. Slams the cupboard shut, screaming some more, running around hysterically in circles, hyperventilating into a paper bag, before fainting*
No. No, I’m feeling healthy. I’ll be fine. No soup for me. In fact, I don’t need anything from that cupboard. Ever again.
This scary beast clutching a soup can comes from Etsy seller RavendarkCreations for $250. It was inspired by Brom’s illustrated novel Plucker.
