Hey, it’s the Ring of Dracula. Normally, when I hear the ring of Dracula, I don’t pick up the phone cuz the guy will talk your ear off. No, seriously, my ear is sitting on the floor collecting cat hair right now. Plus, he’s probably drunk again. No, this is the actual ring. The one he gave to Mrs Dracula when he proposed.
“With this ring I thee suck yer blood. Is Good?” Oh my yes! I do! I do!
